Remember this guy? Of course you do. The pictures were no doubt burned into your memory from the last article.
But if this is the first you're hearing of 54-year-old Roberto Cabrera, let us refresh your memory.
Cabrera, a Mexican national, holds the title for the world's largest penis; his monster dong measuring in at an astounding 18.9 inches. (Click here to see the pictures: WARNING NSFW)
But as you probably figured, Cabrera wasn't born with this mystical third leg. Cabrera's penis glands stretch only 7 inches, with the remaining 12 inches consisting of mostly foreskin and blood vessels.
The last we heard from Cabrera was in an interview with the Daily Mail back in January, where he revealed his ambitions of one day entering the adult film industry.
"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over in the US," Cabrera said.
And in what's an absolutely heartwarming tale, Cabrera has achieved his goal and has reportedly been offered his dream porn deal.
Cabrera revealed in an interview with The LAD Bible that none other but the owner of YouPorn came to him with a scene tailor-made for the 54-year-olds monster penis.
"We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com. We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.
"He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure. Whether they would get off on it is another matter."
We're unbelievably happy for Cabrera, who has shown once again that he has no intentions of letting his third leg slow him down.