“You really can’t be subtle. I tried doing the flirty seduction thing, doesn’t work. I tried suggesting we go to bed a bit early to “cuddle”, doesn’t work. Now I just casually bend down in front of him either naked or in just panties and he gets really horny and thinks it’s his idea.” —wanderluststricken
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“It started off as a joke about me being as romantic as a brick to the head (we were talking about how being British, we don’t have a romantic stereotype) but now I say it every time just to hear him giggle: ‘Get on your back, you’re getting it! Works every time.” —DarkRecess
“I lead him by the hand into the bedroom and whisper those magic words into his ear ‘the baby’s asleep’. Then we have very quiet sex while trying not to make eye contact with the dog.” —HitlersHotPants
“We have a tone of voice we use when we’re propositioning. We always ask “so… how you doing?” or “hey”. Followed by wiggling eyebrows. Then my husband usually jumps me.” —figgypie
“One morning I just grabbed his arm said “oh no, you’re so cold” and put his hand between my thighs. He got a giggle out of that one.” —SpaceAgeUnicorn
“Okay, if you want SUBTLE, normally I’ll bite my lip and stare at his mouth and give him the f—k me eyes. Or make sure he catches me staring at his crotch. Or touching of any kind is usually golden.” —lynnaimee
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“Snapchat him extremely zoomed in pictures of Guy Fieri and add the caption ‘take me to flavortown’.” —aestherisms
“i’ve been doing some pavlovian exercises where whenever i’m kissing him it starts to get hot and heavy, i’ll start to lightly scratch/caress the back of his neck. it’s gotten to the point where just doing that guarantees sex. it’s kind of awful but it’s also amazing and i’m a little proud.” —yourtypeofmetal
“My boyfriend sucks with subtlety. I always lean in, kiss him, get more touchy, etc. and he just goes ‘Huh? What’s up, what are you doing?’ Like, for real, dude? I literally always just end up grabbing his dick through his pants and giving him a pretty intense stare to convey ‘Give it.’” —getinthegoddamncar
“I usually just take off my clothes or start rubbing myself on him. Doing squats directly in front of him is also effective.” —halfadash6
“Today I walked into his room, pretended to be a robot, and in my best robot voice said ‘Proceed with the sex.’ Made him giggle, and I got pounded ;)” — PM_ME_PUPPIES_PLZZ
This article originally appeared on Men’s Health
