PornHub Release A Range Of Cock Socks So That You Can 'Catch Every Drop'
Porn streaming site PornHub have sought to create a full 360 porn experience for their users, venturing into apparel and releasing a line of socks for 'cleaning up messes' created while viewing their videos. To promote the launch of their new sock line, the company has released a video paying tribute to classic training commercials by the likes of Nike, Under Armor and Adidas.
“It made complete sense for us to come out with a line of socks adorned with faces of pornstars, which will be used to clean up ‘messes’ caused by our 5M+ videos. So the next time you gear up to go hard, be sure to reach for your Pornhub socks for optimal performance,” said Corey Price, VP, Pornhub.
The socks feature the faces of some PornHub's most popular stars, including Asa Akira and Madison Ivy. According to the website, the socks are apt for both hands and feet, and they've thrown in every pun they can to support their #beatyourself campaign.
"You go solo, but you come hard, and you don't stop until the very last drop," scream the marketing slogans. "You're your hardest opponent so #beatyourself."
Fans of the socks will be keeping their hands, bedrooms, and laptops clean with the practical solution, and can even share photos of themselves wearing their socks (on their feet) by using the associated hashtag.
