MensHealth
  • News
  • Health
  • Fitness
  • Sex
  • Nutrition
  • Style
  • Weight Loss
  • Life
  • Podcasts
  • Subscribe
  • Motoring
  • Video
MensHealth
  • News
  • Health
  • Fitness
  • Sex
  • Nutrition
  • Style
  • Weight Loss
  • Life
  • Podcasts
  • Subscribe
  • Motoring
  • Video
Bjornsson Deadlifted 1,026 pounds On The Elephant Bar To Win 2020 Arnold Classic
Watch 0:10

Bjornsson Deadlifted 1,026 pounds On The Elephant Bar To Win 2020 Arnold Classic

{headline}

{headline}

4 Male Masturbation Techniques You Probably Haven't Tried Before

4 Male Masturbation Techniques You Probably Haven't Tried Before

13 Masturbation Tips and Techniques That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

13 Masturbation Tips and Techniques That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Men Who Masturbate Often Get This Cheeky Perk When It Comes To Sex

Men Who Masturbate Often Get This Cheeky Perk When It Comes To Sex

The World’s First Mass Participation Orgasm Is Happening This Week

The World’s First Mass Participation Orgasm Is Happening This Week

{headline}

{headline}

Women Are Sharing What An Orgasm Really Feels Like

Women Are Sharing What An Orgasm Really Feels Like

Blended Orgasms Might Be The Greatest Thing To Happen To Sex

Blended Orgasms Might Be The Greatest Thing To Happen To Sex

4 Reasons Why She's Faking Her Orgasms With You

4 Reasons Why She's Faking Her Orgasms With You

{headline}

{headline}

Research Reveals How Women Want You To Ejaculate

Research Reveals How Women Want You To Ejaculate

The Whole Internet Is Trying to Spell 'Coconut' After New Sex Move Goes Viral

The Whole Internet Is Trying to Spell 'Coconut' After New Sex Move Goes Viral

7 Secrets of Female Masturbation

7 Secrets of Female Masturbation

This Is How Long Oral Sex Should Last

This Is How Long Oral Sex Should Last

10 Ways To Make A Girl Orgasm

10 Ways To Make A Girl Orgasm

Are You Using a 'Death Grip' During Masturbation? It Could Be Messing With Your Sex Life

Are You Using a 'Death Grip' During Masturbation? It Could Be Messing With Your Sex Life

Here's How Often People Actually Masturbate

Here's How Often People Actually Masturbate

  1. Home
  2. Sex

Penile Trauma: Guys Share Horrifying Masturbation Injuries

Even solo sex can be dangerous - by Melissa Matthews
  • 11 Jun 2019
Penile Trauma: Guys Share Horrifying Masturbation Injuries

You've probably heard crazy stories about adventurous sex acts that land people in the ER. But some times things go awry while masturbating. Of course, telling people you injured your junk while having solo sex is, well, embarrassing. That's why it's better to lie, according to these guys on Reddit.

In a recent thread, a poster asked others to share their embarrassing injuries and the tales they told to save face. Although people revealed injuries that had nothing to do with their genitals, several guys copped to trauma related to solo sex. 

RELATED: 11 Shocking Facts You Never Know About Masturbation

"I dislocated my kneecap while masturbating. Lied and said I was falling off my bed when I woke up from a dream," one person admitted. "Felt and sounded like the knee equivalent of popping a knuckle. Then very severe pain."

Another story, which can only be described as horrifying, left a guy drenched in blood. Apparently, the man's hand slipped and bashed the tip of his penis. He didn't feel pain, but explained, "...When I looked down, blood was squirting out, and not just a little blood, a lot of blood. I was wearing a white shirt."

Of course, this is a pretty crazy story, which is why the poster told others he accidentally punched his penis–as if that's any less embarrassing. Thankfully, the user was better within a couple of days and suffered no lasting damage "apart from the occasional PTSD and nightmares."

RELATED: 5 Reasons You Should Masturbate Tonight

And finally, one guy shared a cringe-worthy penis injury that occurred while sleeping.

"Friend of mine broke his dick while rolling over with morning wood off the bed. He got his super hot GF at the time to say it happened during sex," he wrote.

Of course, the lie was hard to maintain since it took six months for his friend to fully recover.

"He was laid up legs spread open for a month and another two before he could walk again. It was six months before he was back to normal. His wife, same girl just married him, later told us the truth during a Christmas drinking game."

It goes without saying you want to avoid these horrific experiences. Here's how.

This article originally appeared on Men's Health

Subscribe Now-

Subscribe Now
Subscribe Now

Subscribe Now-

Subscribe Now
Subscribe Now

Recommended to you

Bjornsson Deadlifted 1,026 pounds On The Elephant Bar To Win 2020 Arnold Classic
Watch 0:10

Bjornsson Deadlifted 1,026 pounds On The Elephant Bar To Win 2020 Arnold Classic

{headline}

{headline}

4 Male Masturbation Techniques You Probably Haven't Tried Before

4 Male Masturbation Techniques You Probably Haven't Tried Before

13 Masturbation Tips and Techniques That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

13 Masturbation Tips and Techniques That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Men Who Masturbate Often Get This Cheeky Perk When It Comes To Sex

Men Who Masturbate Often Get This Cheeky Perk When It Comes To Sex

The World’s First Mass Participation Orgasm Is Happening This Week

The World’s First Mass Participation Orgasm Is Happening This Week

{headline}

{headline}

Women Are Sharing What An Orgasm Really Feels Like

Women Are Sharing What An Orgasm Really Feels Like

Blended Orgasms Might Be The Greatest Thing To Happen To Sex

Blended Orgasms Might Be The Greatest Thing To Happen To Sex

4 Reasons Why She's Faking Her Orgasms With You

4 Reasons Why She's Faking Her Orgasms With You

{headline}

{headline}

Research Reveals How Women Want You To Ejaculate

Research Reveals How Women Want You To Ejaculate

The Whole Internet Is Trying to Spell 'Coconut' After New Sex Move Goes Viral

The Whole Internet Is Trying to Spell 'Coconut' After New Sex Move Goes Viral

7 Secrets of Female Masturbation

7 Secrets of Female Masturbation

This Is How Long Oral Sex Should Last

This Is How Long Oral Sex Should Last

10 Ways To Make A Girl Orgasm

10 Ways To Make A Girl Orgasm

Are You Using a 'Death Grip' During Masturbation? It Could Be Messing With Your Sex Life

Are You Using a 'Death Grip' During Masturbation? It Could Be Messing With Your Sex Life

Here's How Often People Actually Masturbate

Here's How Often People Actually Masturbate

MensHealth
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Subscribe to Digital
  • Terms
  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Statement
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Subscribe to Digital
  • Terms
  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Statement

Brands

  • Women's Health

Our Network

  • Paragon Media Pty Ltd
© 2021 Are Media PTY LTD
Get more from Men's Health

Magazine Subscription Offer

Subscribe Now-

Shop This Offer
Subscribe Now