Perhaps you’re like the sizable proportion of former footballers that can’t abide the idea of training. Your body hurts; your tolerance for self-induced suffering is exhausted. With his wrecking-ball style, Geyer and pain were intimates – and remain so. “I had my share of operations,” he says, “but the ring finger on my left hand, which has 14 pins in it from an injury I picked up in the late Nineties . . . that’s the only thing that aches most of the time.”
But he won’t slow down. Day after day, he works out with zeal, because what’s the alternative? Tossing it in? Watching your frame, which once inspired fear in rival behemoths, soften and expand? In his home gym, he trains for health, pleasure and personal pride. But also from a form of addiction: if he puts his feet up for more than two days, he says, he feels ill. His staples are brief (maximum half-hour) high-intensity weights circuits, and slightly longer boxing sessions.
“I’ve got no doubt I’m fitter than I was in my playing days,” he says, between sets of body-weight dips. “I mean, at 48, obviously I could never play again, but I’m more muscular now – and leaner. I used to be an XL shirt, now I’m a double XL. I used to be 38-inch pants, now I’m 36.”
Geyer hasn’t always relished the prospect of his next sweat session. As a tearaway, he hated being told what to do, including how to prepare for footy. “When I’d rock up to training and see witches hats and tackle bags and people with stopwatches, it would intimidate the shit out of me,” he says. “I’d feign injury or try to think of some other way to get out of it.”
While he saw himself as match fit, he preferred to do his training in the gym, figuring – soundly – that he wasn’t built for endurance. “Anything longer than one lap of a footy field and I was psyched out before I started.”
The beauty of working out as a mature bloke, unencumbered by team imperatives, is you have the confidence and freedom to train as you please. It’s no longer a case of what you have to do, or what you should do, but only what you want to do.
That doesn’t mean training like a wuss, Geyer clarifies. “If you’re nearing 50 and you think you’ve got to work out like an 80-year-old, well you’re going to get no results. There’s got to be a happy medium.”
Rather than ignoring the protests of your ageing body, he says, acknowledge them and work around them. There are exercises Geyer won’t do anymore (see “Train Smart”), but that’s not an excuse to ignore body parts, only to find alternative ways of taxing them.
“As you get older you become wiser,” he says. “The only restriction I put on my training is that if I do something and it hurts a part of my body, I don’t do it again. You shouldn’t be in pain when you work out. You should be euphoric.”
Train Like A Sage
Follow Geyer’s lead and eschew riskier moves for safer ones that will still have you looking the goods
Geyer says: “Because of my height, squats gave me back trouble as a player and I eventually needed a disc operation. High-rep lunges with light dumbbells are a great substitute.”
Geyer says: “Like squats, deadlifts can be too tough on the back. Get prone and stay safe.”
Geyer says: “The added weight was starting to give me pain in the shoulderblades, so instead of doing sets of 10 with load, I do sets of 20 with body weight only.”
Geyer says: “The repetitive pounding was hurting my ankles. You’re better off going shorter but harder.”
Reverse flys or bent-over rows
Geyer says: “I realised most of my weights were pushing moves and I was getting back pain. Targeting your back improves your posture and balances your body.”
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