1. Measure up
Just to get past the first hurdle you'll need a penis of at least eight or nine inches. Any smaller and you're out.
And it gets tougher...
2. Get aroused quickly and cum on demand
"(You) can get hard very quickly with little to no stimulation," he explains, "And you should be able to cum on command."
"If you get as far as an interview, you will walk into a room with an older dude. He will tell you to pull out your dick. You have 30 seconds to get hard. There may or may not be an actress there. She may or may not help you. As in, she'll allow you to look at her boobs. (If you're a good-looking dude she might even let you touch her. Nothing below the waist). You will be asked to masturbate for around 10-15 minutes, again... With no visual stimulation or anything. The director will tell you to cum. You have a minute, tops, to blow your load."
If you thought that was bad, you'll then be required to repeat the feat, this time popping your cork in under 30 seconds for that elusive "money" shot.
3. Be fit
You'll also need to be able to stay erect while they change camera angles or the actress is having her makeup reapplied, and you'll be expected to be extremely fit and flexible.
4. Be comfortable with experimenting
"You shouldn't have a problem with doing some things that might seem gay to most men. Rubbing your balls on another man's balls while DPing (double penetrating) an actress is a pretty common thing," says the internet user.
5. Have a portfolio
"You have to have a professional portfolio. Modelling pics, maybe some experience, even if it's amateur."
Approximate starting salary? $45,000 a year.
I think we'll give this career path a miss...
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