Even guys who are happily coupled up wonder what sorts of itches they’d be scratching if they were to ditch their partner. Their “newly single” fantasy might include long, naked weekends with a bikini model, but the reality is not nearly as provocative. A University of Colorado study found that as a divorced man, you are 39 per cent more likely to die by suicide. Even if you don’t end your own life, you will die younger. So we’ve collected 25 tips that can protect you from sickly single life. Save your relationship before it’s too late!
01 Assume the Best Explanation for What She Did, Not the Worst
Think of an annoying thing she does that you regularly misinterpret. Psychologists call this a “maladaptive attribution”. Then stop it. You can improve your marriage simply by thinking about it differently; choose the kindest possible interpretation for her actions instead of the ugliest.
02 Take the Zero-Negativity Challenge
How many days this month can you go without doing or saying a single negative, hurtful thing to your partner? Give it a try, suggest Dr Harville Hendrix and Dr Helen LaKelly Hunt, who’ve written 10 books on relationships. You can strike sarcasm off the list, too. In the words of Terry Real, the author of The New Rules of Marriage: “Sarcasm eats intimacy.” Your words matter. Measure them.
03 A Foot Massage Works Wonders; A Head Massage Works Miracles
04 Don't Make A Complaint. Make A Request Instead (Politely)
05 Write Her a Letter – on Paper
A University of Denver study of soldiers found that exchanging letters with their wives had a more positive and long-lasting effect than texting did.
06 Watch this Sex Video
“Make-up sex” doesn’t solve a fight, and latent anger can be a lust killer. Sit down together and watch family therapist Michele Weiner-Davis’s TEDx talk “The Sex-Starved Marriage” on YouTube. Even if you’re not exactly starving, this video can help stoke hunger now and forever.
07 Don’t Try to Fix Her Problems – Just Listen to Them
“Men are conditioned to solve problems and to protect the women they love,” says couples therapist Dr Shiri Cohen, an instructor at Harvard Medical School. “This can backfire when all she really wants is to be heard,” she says. “The next time your mate needs to vent or complain, just give her your open ears.” If you think you do have a good solution, wait and bring it up later during a separate conversation.
08 Sweat with Her, Then Hop in the Shower Together Later. It’s Healthy!
For 20 years, Dr Thomas Bradbury and Dr Benjamin Karney, of UCLA’s Marriage Lab, followed more than 1000 couples to evaluate the different ways partners support each other in their efforts to make important changes in their lives. Bradbury says he was amazed that the most common topic – coming up in about seven out of 10 couples – was that they wanted to change to a healthier lifestyle.
Their book, Love Me Slender, shows couples how to work together to maintain healthy weights. A new large-scale study from University College London seconds that: “Men and women are more likely to make a positive health behaviour change if their partner does, too,” the authors note.
09 Look Past Her Flaws (Don’t Try to Eliminate Them)
“Look above the things you find annoying or unpleasant,” says psychologist Dr Douglas LaBier. “Respond to the best qualities in her – which will always make her best side stronger.”
10 Tell the Kids to Shut Up While You Two “Connect”
“A measly 15 minutes,” says Dr William Doherty, a professor of family social science at the University of Minnesota, will do it. These kinds of “connection rituals” hotwire your whole life together. So do it.
11 As Go Mum And Dad, So Go The Kids. The Sooner The Little Monsters Undertsand That They're Part Of Your Life, Not Vice Versa, The Better.
12 Always Look for Ways to Turn “Me” into “We”
Listen up as Monmouth University psychologist Dr Gary Lewandowski, sets you (and her) straight with this not-so-obvious fact: “Research shows that people who see themselves as overlapping with their partner have better relationships. You begin to lose track of where one partner begins and the other ends.” Ain’t no “I” in team, right?
13 Respond to Good News and Bad
Your wife gets cool new responsibilities at work. How do you respond? Passively (“That’s nice. What’s for dinner?”), destructively (“Less time for me, right?”) or –jackpot! – actively and constructively (“Wow, that’s great, let’s celebrate!”)? According to University of California psychologist Dr Shelly Gable, positive responses reassure your wife that you’ll also support her when the news is bad.
14 Go to the Movies. Then Talk Afterwards
Dr Ronald Rogge, a professor at the University of Rochester, followed 174 committed couples for three years. Some of the couples received traditional marriage counseling, others received no special attention, and still others were instructed to watch relationship-focused movies each week and talk afterwards. Watching flicks and getting counselling both cut the break-up rate by half.
15 Come Together Only Happens on Abbey Road. Relax. Take Turns.
16 Autonomy in a Relationship is Good
Neither of you should feel that you’re being guilted or coerced into choices about the way you live. Researchers at the University of Houston found that couples who feel self-determined instead of trapped are less defensive and more understanding during fights.
17 Expand Your Partner’s Idea of You Two . . .
In Queenstown. Or the Kimberleys. Or Sri Lanka. Travel is a relationship redefiner, which may be why you enjoy exuberant sex in exotic places.
18 Keep Your Voice Down When You Fight.
19 Banish Boring, Part 1: Do Something Batshit as a Couple
Jet skiing? Hang gliding? Psychologist Dr Arthur Aron, and his colleagues at Stony Brook University and University of California Berkeley have found that couples who engage in a novel activity together report much more marital satisfaction than couples who have merely “pleasant” date nights (that is, the same old routine). Okay, it doesn’t have to be skydiving, says Aron: “it can be an art class.” The point: bust your rut.
20 Banish Boring, Part 2: Do Batshit Things with Another Couple
If you go on a double date and do something new that creates closeness among the four of you, says Aron, you’ve just quadrupled the excitement level in the room. That thrill is associated with your partner. “And that initial sense of exhilaration that comes from falling in love is reinvigorated,” he says.
Aron’s theory: you’re happiest when your mate expands your sense of who you are. So perhaps some time travel is in order. Remember when you two were young and the possibilities seemed limitless? Re-engage with friends from that time, preferably ones who’ve been sweating together (see #8). Then push new boundaries as a group.
21 Ask: How Much Do I Hate My Wife?
Be brutally honest. Oh, you love her? Next question: why am I so mean to her sometimes? Dr David Schnarch coined the term “normal marital sadism” to describe the many ways we annoy our spouses on purpose. Stop the purposeful hurts, says Schnarch, and she’ll “like you, want to have sex with you, and wish you well”. Leave the snark and sadism behind and you’re onto something like the title of Schnarch’s landmark book: Passionate Marriage.
22 Buy A Chair Together (It's Worth It). Beloved, Jointly Acquired Items Are Called "Couple Markers
23 Your Sacrifices Are Your Gift, Not Her Debt
It’s called having a “communal relationship” with your wife. In such a marriage, sacrifices (yours and hers) are the gifts that keep on giving. Do something nice. Don’t keep score. You both benefit.
24 You Know Her – Push the Buttons That Please Her
In her terrific book Marriage Rules, Dr Harriet Lerner mentions urging a client to come up with three things to do that he knew his wife would appreciate. You can do the same. Get started, smart guy.
25 Practical Stuff Can Wait. Attend Her Now.
Don’t let the urgent (Bills! The office! The lawn!) get in the way of the important (steps one through 24 above). Remember: your emotional and physical health depends on a close collaboration with your wife. Make it a priority, or else. Now, care to revise your to-do list?