1\ Just because we aren't screaming, doesn't mean you aren't pleasing
Sometimes, our 'gasms can range from mini sparklers to mind-blowing fireworks. Trust us, both are hot. Don't stress if it's not a Fourth of July celebration every single time we bump uglies.
2\ Finger insertion doesn't equal immediate O-face
You may think you're blowing our minds with a simple hoist of your phalanges, but sometimes your finger(s) feels like nothing more than...well, a finger. Don't expect big results with zero strategy. Learn how to use every tool in your shed before busting it out!
3\ We might not come the same way every time
Just because we climaxed from that double-axel tongue twist you did on Thursday, it doesn't automatically mean we're gonna do so on Sunday. It's no reflection on your oral consistency and showmanship - orgasms can be fickle.
4\ Pre-heat the damn oven - we beg of you!
If you don't know by now that a gal needs substantial foreplay before you penetrate her, you don't deserve to be having sex. There are exceptions - sometimes in a pinch (or in a public bathroom stall), you gotta get straight to the main event - but otherwise, please always remember a proper warm-up is crucial to preventing injuries a during a full-body workout.
5\ Boning you is fun even if the O is a no-show
So you gave it your best shot/thrust/lick/suck/touch (you get it) and we still didn't reach our peak. It doesn't mean you aren't sexy as hell. Sometimes we really do just enjoy the journey (vigorously humping) even if we never get to the intended destination (O-town). We should probably meme that.
6\ Don't assume we've had one
8\ Clitoral and vaginal orgasms are two different things
This is Sex-Ed 101, but it bears repeating since a lot of men folk can't even find the clitoris much less define it. Some women can only come from clitoral stimulation; others gotta have that G-spot hit, and some lucky ladies can achieve climax from both! Take the time to learn more about the preferences of the vagina in your life.
