1. Bad Breath
“The girl I was making out with had a ton of garlic for lunch, and the smell/taste was super concentrated, to the point it could make one gag. But I stayed strong throughout the 30min make out session. It was an experience.” – @gaziks2
2. A lot of snot
“For a period of time, my nose would run every time I had sex with my wife. Apparently it’s a thing called honeymoon rhinitis. There is erectile tissue in the nose that becomes engorged during sex. Not exactly the erectile tissue I wanted to engorge!” – @SadMoron123
3. Suffocating
“I forgot that breathing was a thing – so into it and suddenly realising mid pash and had to surface like I was fucking scuba diver without an oxygen tank.” -@Diresolo12
“I have this weird thing, that I can’t exhale while kissing. Like I don’t want to blow my hot moist air into someone’s face. So I kiss, inhale while doing this, kiss more, inhale more and so on. Until my lungs are almost bursting, when its time for the old switcharoo, where I go from my nose on the left, hers on my right to my on the right and hers on the left.” – @MajorMaxPain
4. Mentioning your ex
“She was spending the night with me and while we were making out, she whispered the name of her ex. Probably the most awkward moment of my life.” – @schtr0
5. Having an accident
“It’s hard to describe but we were walking slowly and she went in for our first kiss. My ankle went half on half off the sidewalk and I fell. We were holding hands so I kind of dragged her off balance. It was summer and she was wearing sandals with a buckle on the side. She kicked her leg out to keep her balance. I was nearly already on the ground. The buckle caught my left eye lid. I bled like a stuck pig and got 2 stitches in my left eyelid!” – @RusticSurgery
6. Allergic Reaction
“So I’m meeting this girl I’d been dating, had been going well. She’s running a bit late because of a march in town so I get a coffee and a Twix. Few mins later, she’s there and we kiss and suddenly she pulls away and touches her lip. ‘Did you eat chocolate?’ ‘Yeah, why-‘ Immediately goes rummaging for medicine, turns out she was allergic to cocoa powder and was about to swell up, oops.” – @kite-pirate
7. Throwing Up
“One of my first girlfriends didn’t know if she was lesbian or not and we hadn’t really done anything sexual or romantic until that point and she brought it up, so we decided we’d try and have sex, so obviously like any gentleman we started with foreplay. She fucking threw up on my lips while we were kissing. I’m glad we didn’t get to the tongue part otherwise I’d have died then and there.” – @Homiesexual
