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Women Are Sharing The Weirdest Things They've Used As A Dildo

"The gear shifter in my car. I had to try, but my car is too small for it to work very well. I had to be right up in the front window for the right insertion and removal angle." - by Alex Pierotti
  • 02 Mar 2020

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and in some cases, that means getting creative.

It's no secret that many everyday objects closely resemble a sex toy – vegetables seem to come to mind straight away. But for these women of Reddit, getting to a kitchen or grocer wasn't an option so they needed to get imaginative. Here's what these women turned to when their trusty wand was out of reach. 

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"The weirdest thing I’ve used is a mini lava lamp." - @mbv22

"The gear shifter in my car. I had to try, but my car is too small for it to work very well. I had to be right up in the front window for the right insertion and removal angle." - @2lovebug666

"My wife used her curling iron. Not plugged in and not hot. My ex used various veggies and I once caught her with a candle." - @BigStumpy69

"The plastic end of a razor, the end of a hairbrush, a cucumber... Not as dildo, but as a vibrator/clit stimulator... the plastic part of a vibrating razor, an electric toothbrush, a pen, a random plastic piece that I found that was part of a toy..." - @BeautifulLow1

"The end of a hair brush." - @Babyyyyy-girl

"A wine bottle." - @thiswon

"A thick metal pen. Not the writing side obviously though if I remember right I think I took our the ink thingy anyway so probably wouldn't have mattered (1st time I ever had anything in me, not the greatest story in the world).

That or the neck of an empty glass bottle." -@kinkyvanillapie

"The butt end of a pool cue....you get really creative when you're a college student on a student loan budget...LOL." -@Nocturnal_Remission

Alex Pierotti
Alex Pierotti
Alex Pierotti is the Digital Content Editor for Men's Health Australia, with experience reporting on health, fitness and sport. With a Journalism degree from UNSW under his belt, he got his start working in TV, working on the live broadcast of the Intrust Super Shute Shield on 7TWO before making the switch to print and digital at Pacific Magazines.

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