If you're well-endowed, we have some bad news. According to the website, they're "Tiger King-Sized (not particularly big according to Jeff)".
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"'I’m never gonna financially recover from this' – You nine months from now if you don’t rubber up with Joe’s Exotic Condoms," the website also writes.
Better make sure you're not having little ones come next Valentine's day...time to stock up
