State of Orgasm: Who Performed Better OFF The Field

Here are the state-vs-state stats that really count - by Alex Pierotti

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With game two of the 2017 State Of Origin series tonight, leading online sex toy retailer, Lovehoney, may have already found the winner … in the sack.

On the field, the Maroons have dominated for the last decade – little surprise with a star-studded spine of Slater, Thurston, Cronk and Smith. But according to the adult entertainment site, off the field, it seems New South Welshmen are hungrier.

The research revealed that, just like in game one, New South Welshmen spend far longer attacking the opposition’s try line: 24 per cent of southerners lasted over 30 minutes in bed, while only eighteen per cent of Queenslanders could match that feat.

As for who scored more "tries"? Again, New South Welshmen came out on top, with 56 per cent registering one try a week while only 51 per cent in Queensland could cross the line during the same period.

But down one nil in the series, it seems Queenslanders are the more desperate with over a quarter of the state’s population owning 10 or more sex toys. Only 19 per cent per cent of Blues supporters could boast that many gadgets.

And who gets more excited over a team win? Well, they’ve only won one series in the last decade, but any sniff of a win was enough to get New South Welshmen partying longer – 35 per cent masturbate for over 15 minutes while just 25 per cent of Queenslanders could equal that palm-tingling effort.

Tune in tonight for game two of the 2017 State Of Origin series – and let us know which team you want to get up!

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