The games featured in the show might have deadly consequences, but they are based off childhood games known to locals in Korea. As a result, many who have watched it have questioned how the show might look if it was based on games played in other countries. For those of us in Australia, we can only suggest that were Squid Game based on home soil, it would start with the beep test. Hear us out.
Few things were more cause for concern than the announcement that you’d be doing the beep test in your next PE class. Otherwise known as the multi-stage fitness test, it was designed to measure a person’s cardiovascular fitness level and maximum oxygen uptake. Basically, you had to run between two ends that are 20m apart. There would be the monotonous voice over, followed by the sound of three beeps in quick succession at which point you take off. With 21 levels, each level requires a number of shuttles and as you progress, the number of shuttles per level increase as the beeps between them getting more frequent, too. Only when you can no longer keep up with the beeps does the test finish. Too long, didn’t read: the beep test is a version of hell.
Naturally, only the track stars seemed to gravitate towards the beep test. Anyone else feared it. It was basically an exercise in public humiliation, and for those who were knocked out early, it was even worse. You’d have to just sit there watching your fellow class mates continue to trudge laps all the while blocking your ears from that incessant beep. It seems fair to say then that we could definitely picture the beep test being involved in an Aussie take on Squid Game. Just picture it: you’re all lined up on the starting line, the beep sounds and you have to reach the other side of the field within that time limit. For those who make it across, they’re safe. But if you fail to do so, you’ll be shot dead by an aggressive PE teacher or heckling classmates.