But until society collapses and we no longer need to invest our time in exchange for money in order to survive on this god damn earth, I guess we'll just need to bite the bullet and go to work.
Considering the average person spends roughly 30 per cent of their life at work, does it not make sense to want to spend it in the least pain possible? Enter science.
Science has your back. Not only has it proven that drinking wine before bed will help you lose weight, it backed it up with proof that eating cheese every day is good for you.
And for its final act: science is pushing for a 10am start on work days, comparing 9am starts to 'torture.'
The study out of Oxford University found that forcing staff to start work before 10am is making employees ill, exhausted and stressed. Before the age of 55, the circadian rhythms of adults are totally out of sync with the average 9-5 working hours, posing a serious threat to employees' performance, mood and mental health.
Study author Dr Paul Kelley says sleep deprivation is particularly damaging on the body's physical, emotional and performance systems.
"Your live and your heart have different patterns and you're asking them to shift two or three hours. This is an international issue. Everybody is suffering and they don't have to," Kelly said.
And despite contrary belief, no - you cannot change your circadian rhythms.
"We cannot change our 24-hour rhythms," said Kelly. "You cannot learn to get up at a certain time. Your body will be attuned to sunlight and you're not conscious of it because it reports to hypothalamus, not sight."
Just one week with less than six hours sleep each night leads to 711 changes in how genes in your body function. Lack of sleep impacts performance, attention and long term-memory, and can also lead to exhaustion, anxiety, frustration, anger, impulsiveness, weight-gain, risk-taking and high blood pressure.
So when you're forced to wake up or go to work earlier than what your body wants to, your sleep deprivation is putting your body under a huge amount of stress, and "sleep deprivation is a torture." (Are you getting the right amount of sleep but still feel drained? Here are 7 Things You Do In The Morning That Make You Feel Tired All Day.)
Your move? Maybe don't (actually, just don't) accuse your boss of torturing you, but instead raise the topic of coming into work a bit later and back it up with the potential benefits like higher quality work, a greater work ethic and an improved mood.