Here’s news for you: Mother’s Day is just four days away. Haven’t gotten mum a gift yet? Had you forgotten about the special day altogether?
Rest easy – Pornhub has picked up the slack.
The pornography giant is in the news again for all the right reasons, this time offering every mum out there a FREE Mother’s Day present. Although be warned: it’s vastly different from the fragrant soaps and lavender candles you usually get her.
Instead, Pornhub is offering all mums out there a pair of what they call “Mummy’s Special Glasses”. Want to know more? Of course you do, sicko.
These are no ordinary specs. These V-R glasses will allow your mum to access a treasure trove of virtual-reality adult content.
Sure, gifting your mum these bad boys might make for an awkward Mother’s Day lunch. You could also mount a strong case that the words “porn” and “Mum” should never appear in the same sentence.
But hear Pornhub out. They have good intentions.
“While most of us have been going down the generic gift-giving route – sending cards or flowers – we thought it was appropriate to provide our fans with the option to give mums the one thing every mother wants but is too afraid to ask for – porn,” said Corey Price, vice president of Pornhub.
Depending on the type of relationship you share with your mother, this could go one of two ways: a joke the whole family will laugh at – or an excruciating, no-way-back train wreck.
So maybe play it safe and stick with the soap. It mightn’t be the flashiest present, but at least you’ll still be able to look your mother in the eye.
