Drunk Man, 33, Arrested For Having Sex With and Assaulting a Motorbike

But trust us – you worst regrets are nothing compared to those of Kevin Chapman, 33, from Canterbury in the UK, who was arrested after he 'exposed himself before trying to have sex with a motorbike' in a busy city centre.

The Folkestone Magistrates' Court heard Chapman 'exposed his genitals and attempted sexual manoeuvres with the bike', while it is also alleged that Chapman punched and kicked the very same back earlier that day.

However, there may be some (really whack) logic behind what went down. It's quite possible that Chapman is a mechanophiliac. What the hell is a mechanophiliac, we hear you ask.

Without going into too much detail, it's a term given to a person who is sexually aroused by machines such as cars, helicopters, bikes and aeroplanes. It is also a crime in the UK.

Chapman has pleaded not guilty to both charges saying he has no recollection of the event, explaining he was receiving treatment when he had something to drink and overdosed on the day of the allegation, the court heard.

Chapman will learn his fate on June 8th.