As a result, without written consent, doctors were forced to call in the fire brigade who showed up with an angle grinder (ouch). Luckily for the patient, the firefighters decided against using the grinder because it was deemed too dangerous.
Enter the local dentist. That’s right, they called in a dental surgeon to have a crack at freeing the man’s Johnson.
Using the same instrument he uses when fixing holes in your teeth, the dentist carefully lined up the man’s penis (we hope he doesn’t plan on using that drill in anyone’s mouth). Then, with the aid of a high-speed engine that allows the drill to rotate up to 300,000 times per minute, the dentist freed the man’s penis – much to the relief of the dozen on-lookers.
The lesson here? Don’t use a work tool as a masturbation aid . . . ever. To avoid other wanking catastrophes, check out the worst masturbation mistakes you can make.
