"I’ve got some NEWS for you people about WHY your salads are dull and flavourless. Are you ready for some NEWS???" Elan Gale begins before launching into a step-by-step guide to making the perfect meal.
Gale didn't leave any details out either. His tips include seasonings, turning to cheese and even raiding the fridge to include everything and anything.
The thread was quick to gain traction on line, attracting more than 81,000 likes and 15,000 retweets, while even celebrities endorsed the advice.
Still not convinced? Here's advice from a dietitian about making your salads more satisfying.