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Duck Has So Much Sex That His Penis Rots Off

Even after having his penis surgically removed, Dave the duck can't help but have a crack - by Alex Pierotti
  • 11 Dec 2019
Duck Has So Much Sex That His Penis Rots Off
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While some people are starved of sex, one horny duck is getting so much action, his penis became rotten. 

The duck, who goes by Dave, resides in the UK and his owner, Josh Watson, reckons he was mating "between five and ten times a day" with three female friends - Dora, Edith and Freda, the New York Post reports.

However, Dave's companions slowly became frustrated with his aggressive advances and would even "peck" at his penis to ward him off. 

Eventually, the duck's penis came infected and failed to respond to antibiotics. He then developed life-threatening sepsis. 

"The end of his penis had basically died and it was pretty horrific," Watson said.

Vets amputated his dick, leaving just a a one-centimetre size "stump" behind. Despite a significantly smaller Johnson, Dave had no qualms about still trying to sleep with everything he saw.

Watson's last option? Separating Dave from his female companions. We're still waiting to hear how Dave is coping these days, but we can only imagine his penis is in a much better state now.  

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Alex Pierotti is the Digital Content Editor for Men's Health Australia, with experience reporting on health, fitness and sport. With a Journalism degree from UNSW under his belt, he got his start working in TV, working on the live broadcast of the Intrust Super Shute Shield on 7TWO before making the switch to print and digital at Pacific Magazines.

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