The duck, who goes by Dave, resides in the UK and his owner, Josh Watson, reckons he was mating "between five and ten times a day" with three female friends - Dora, Edith and Freda, the New York Post reports.
However, Dave's companions slowly became frustrated with his aggressive advances and would even "peck" at his penis to ward him off.
Eventually, the duck's penis came infected and failed to respond to antibiotics. He then developed life-threatening sepsis.
"The end of his penis had basically died and it was pretty horrific," Watson said.
Vets amputated his dick, leaving just a a one-centimetre size "stump" behind. Despite a significantly smaller Johnson, Dave had no qualms about still trying to sleep with everything he saw.
Watson's last option? Separating Dave from his female companions. We're still waiting to hear how Dave is coping these days, but we can only imagine his penis is in a much better state now.
