10 Thoughts Every Guy Has While Receiving Oral Sex | Men's Health Magazine Australia

10 Thoughts Every Guy Has While Getting A Blowjob

Oral sex, blow jobs, head… whatever you want to call it, it’s one of the greatest parts of being a man. And while we’ve delved into the minds of our partners before, we thought we’d deliver some of the most common thoughts other men were having while receiving head. So in the interest of research, we turned to the people of the internet.

We listened to the good people of reddit, to find out what’s going through their head, whilst getting head.
What do you think of the list?

1. She’s been going at it for close to 10 minutes now, and I’m still nowhere near cumming. [@Cask_Strength_Islay]

2. Am I moaning too effeminately? [@pumpinglava]

3. Wow, I’m like… really aware of her teeth.[@pumpinglava]

4. I can feel her boobs on my leg. [@pumpinglava]

5. She has the power castrate me with her mouth. This is merely a game of trust. [@ctophermh89]

6. Think I’m about to cum but it’s a bit premature to make the announcement. Hope she doesn’t stop. [@Booeybaby420]

7. Don’t fart. [@ImAnOpenBookAMA]

8. How long do I let her do this before we move on to sex? [@sapractic]

9. She should lay on her back and let me take care of her. [@wastemeaway]

10. She probably hates me a little more every time she blows me. God my dick probably tastes awful. Okay, I’m calling it. [@wastemeaway]

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